It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
The “give it a” one really confused me until I looked it up. We call those “half rests” in the States. Can’t get many puns out of that.
When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"
his donation was once his child’s allowance.
I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.
my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”
what’s the difference
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
Pffffffffft Buffy is critiquing the fight sequences in a movie. *hysterical laughter* Look, Buffy's fighting choreography has gotten better over time, but it's, ahaha, it's not in any position to be judging. *wipes away tears of mirth*
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
*owns 264 unread books*
*buys 17 new books*
*rereads harry potter*